imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.
magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.
Magical girl WilliamβI mean Strawberry Seraph πβ¨π
sally: i named you perseus because your father was a greek god percy: my dad is poseidon percy: …so you named me after zeus’ kid? sally: thought it’d throw them off for a bit
